Friday, January 15, 2010

What would we do without the internet?

OK, so after posting the first polar bear video (see here: I had to show you the newest one, although it comes with a warning. You know how in movies, where the victim is a friend of the murderer, and he watches him come closer and closer without fully comprehending he's about to get iced? The victim usually says something like this: "Hey Mike, what's up? You alright? Hey Mike, what's with the knife? Quit goofing around!! Mike? MIKE!?!?!?! NOOOOO!!!!" That's how I felt watching this video. "Ha! Polar Bears in fighter jets: AWESOME!!! Hey, you might want to be careful with that volcano! Hey, what are you- NOOOOOOO!!!!!" I don't think the polar bears are our friends anymore.

This chart above is, as you can see, the whole range of human emotions as expressed in MLB press photos. Finally, you can read here about a Russian who performed an appendectomy on himself in Antarctica (YES, there are pictures!!!!):
The Internet is awesome.